12.08.08

Dirty Dream

Posted in Randomness at 6:10 am by themike

I had a dirty dream this morning in the 15 minutes from when my alarm goes off to when the snooze goes off.  Since I haven’t remembered any of my dreams for a long time and I haven’t posted to my blog in just about as long, I decided to write this one down.

There was a locker room full of individual toilet stalls, some of them complete with stereos and showers.  When I was done using one of the stalls I discovered that the toilet paper that I had used was being inspected for cleanliness.  The person inspecting was an executive at my company.  Assisting him with the inspections, including giving information of what to expect when the toilet paper is not clean was one of House’s employees, the older man who used to be a plastic surgeon.  Once I thought I was done, I was told to go back and try again.  I needed to grab another CD to listen to, since the one I was listening to was taken by someone else when I thought I was done.  The CD collection to choose from was my collection that I had collected and was stolen from me when I was in the Marine Corps, except every CD slot had two cases for each CD, one which was open, the other still new in the wrapper.
I’m not sure what caused this dream, but it might have been the way the Browns played football yesterday.  They played like shit and couldn’t wipe effectively either.

09.11.08

Armored Mentality

Posted in Randomness, Sports at 4:42 am by themike

Have we reached a point in our existence in which professional athletes need armored cars for their own safety?  If you listen to the armored car manufacturer, we have.

Armored cars for NFL players? – Shutdown Corner – NFL – Yahoo! Sports

“We’re saddened by the unfortunate violence against Mr. Collier last week and by similar attacks against NFL players during the last 18 months. We’re confident that our products can offer some peace of mind to other players and their families in the coming weeks and months as they obtain our vehicles,” remarked Trent Kimball, President and CEO of Texas Armoring.

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With regard to the announcements, Kimball concluded, “Overall, our goal is to protect NFL players and others in the spotlight with all of the resources at our disposal — the first step being an armored vehicle and the second, a professional threat assessment. We hope that other professional organizations will follow suit so that we can provide protection through bulletproof vehicles and threat assessments to members of the NBA, NHL, MLB, etc. The bottom line is that the type of violence that Richard Collier was subject to last week is intolerable, and Texas Armoring Corporation will continue to do everything in its power to protect high-profile athletes and celebrities from such shameful acts of violence going forward.”

06.24.08

Hypnotic

Posted in Randomness at 6:30 pm by themike

Looking at row after row of corn fields is very hypnotic. Good thing I’m not driving right now. By the way, is there anything else to look at while driving through Nebraska?

Leveled

Posted in Randomness at 6:09 pm by themike

We’re currently rolling through Nebraska and just witnessed an area which was recently leveled by a tornado. I have seen this kind of damage on the TV, but never first hand. The barns and trees that were hit were destroyed. I hope I never see this type of damage first hand close to home.